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certain fall out boy songs are like ex boyfriends you just cannot keep your hands off of like the kind of ex boyfriends that took your virginity in the backseat of the family minivan while it was parked in the garage and you guys pretended it was just like titanic and the kind of ex boyfriends that still tease you when you see them out in public and flirt with you maliciously and snap your bra straps like you’re in 8th grade and the kind of ex boyfriends you want to push down the stairs but you end up pushing them into broom closets and you wake up and your whole mouth is sore from kissing and you say goddammit not again!!!!!!

it’s like i swore i’d never talk to you again after you broke my heart the first time you dirty rotten scoundrel with your stupid hot face and stupid hot body i hate you so much i would marry you tonight break my heart all over again it will only make me more tender for you

its fine to genderbend your character and have them keep their canon names. a lesbian called peter is chic.

in another life mikey would have been the world’s worst mime. he would have been on the street pretending to be trapped in a box and someone would come along and take the key and pretend to swallow it and mikey would be trapped there forever. no way out.

Nobody knows if writing a story is possible

i don’t want to see strangers on my feed on any platform i want to see the people i follow and that’s it i don’t want more people i don’t want to see someone i don’t know i am surrounded by strangers and 50% of them aren’t even real remember when the the most contact you’d be exposed to with a stranger was a bot on fb messenger or a weird guy who was your ex’s coworker who likes to say shit like “r u single” like everywhere i look is strangers and i don’t know who you are and you’re everywhere everywhere everywhere

i don’t follow you ive never seen you before my mutuals don’t know you theyve never seen you before why are you in front of my eyes we were never meant to see each other the world isn’t supposed to work like this i am sure