@venomfrankie

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to run low on storage space

some of yall will be like "be gay do crime!!!" but then torrenting is too scary n diy hrt/medication is too dangerous and shoplifting is too risky and i think the only crime u guys r comfortable committing is "being" illegal in a country you'll never visit who's people you've never had to recognise as actual human beings

yeah sorry we took your canon male character and made him a butch dyke. no yeah it didnt change his appearance hes just a butch dyke now. sorry. hes infinitely cooler now if that makes u feel better

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried

glancing down at mens chest hair while theyre talking like it's cleavage