Pacis are beautiful but daddy's thumb is much better for calming down little girls.

kid napping? uhh yeah i do that sometimes

im emotionally disregulated because im 5 years old

You can take another hit for me, can't you bunny? Breathe deep and hold it in - was that too much? Is the room spinning? Come crawl into my lap and I'll hold you still. No, don't worry about my hands. It's better if they're crawling up your shirt - I'll take care of you.

uppies-seeking behavior

im having giving head withdrawals again pls use my mouth parental style

Need her bouncing on it while my friends watch

Oh yeah? Could a pillow princess do this? *Tries to ride you before getting tired and just whining into ur neck*

walks into the age regression bar n the bartender gives me a look n i nod signaling tht its been a hard day n i need the usual n he slides down a plate of kraft mac n cheese on a zoopals plate which. upon delivery i eat the entire plate by sliding the noodles over the tines of my fork like little sweaters one at a time

wow sweetie did you just eat the forever littlestrogen? youre going to be 5 years old forever now cutie! aww cmon lets get you your cute little plushie and you can come sit in mamas lap, ok sweetie? 😊

let's regress together so we can become childhood friends