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A dose of Noldorin sass.

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binge watched westworld last week
had fun trying new thing with the calamity lesbians
My favorite thing ever is how Ron just sent Charlie a random letter like “hey yo there’s an illegal dragon at hogwarts, could you come and smuggle it out of here, please?” and Charlie was just like “yeah sure, I’ll trespass into the castle and steal a dangerous magical creature, of course, lemme just hit up my friends”
It’s better if you imagine Charlie and co as a group of Grad Students trying to avoid their other responsibilities.
Charlie is drunkenly revising the third draft of his thesis on proper care and feeding of greenhorns when his family owl slams into the window.
Three of his friends jump and look around. Glinda doesn’t raise her head from her folded arms; only groans, “Is that Baines coming to do me in?”
Charlie totters to the window and fetches Errol from the window pane. “No such luck,” he says. “You’re still going to have to take the exam.” After some consideration, Charlie lays him on a clear patch of floor to recover. “Do owls take firewhiskey?” he asks the room at large.
“It’s not fair,” Glinda wails into the tabletop. “I swear he didn’t say anything about Bridgewort’s handling practices when we did the review in class.”
“Oh, Merlin,” says Ali, freezing over their notes like a Medusa wyvern had bitten them. “Oh, Merlin’s sweet saggy socks. Is he covering Bridgewort?”
“That’s what he said when I went to his office hours.” Glinda sits up. “You know his lapdragon singed my new sweater?!”
Charlie decides not to give Errol a nip of whiskey. Flying under the influence is really not done. He unties the letter from Errol’s leg. Ron’s childish spiky handwriting spells out Charlie’s name on the front. Inside is a hastily scrawled message.
“Yes, we know it ruined your sweater,” snaps Ysabelle. “You told us twenty times. Why didn’t you tell us Baines told you we’re going to be tested on Bridgewort?”
“I meant to,” says Glinda. “Sorry.” She flicks her pile of notes. “I was lost in the miasma of gloom and desperation.”
Ali puts their head back and groans. “I’m gonna die. I’m gonna say ‘fuck it’ and just fucking walk into a dragon’s mouth so I don’t have to do this.”
“Hey,” says Charlie. They don’t hear him.
“How much is this worth again?” Glinda asks her bottle of butterbeer.
“Twenty-five percent,” Ali and Ysabelle chorus. Ysabelle adds, “and the thesis is fifty percent of our total grade.”
“Hey!” Charlie repeats. They look at him. He waves Ron’s letter. “My littlest brother at Hogwarts has an illegal dragon he needs to get off campus. Anybody up for a midnight flight?”
Ali slams their hands down on the table and stands up. “Fuck yes,” they say decisively. “Maybe I’ll fly into the Whomping Willow and die a quick death.”
Welcome to grad school
Charlie’s friends: I want to die
Charlie:
Avoiding responsibilities with @hilarious-nefarious
Friends make you happy when you feel sad.
cinematic parallells - ted theodore logan / neo
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Hylics, a video game that’s basically what you’d get if a space alien who’s only had RPGs described to them decided to design one, is apparently getting a sequel next year.
I’m posting this mostly because the trailer is completely forthright about the gameplay with no artsy misdirection whatsoever and still manages to come off like a high-concept shitpost.
ADHD by Zhou Wendou.
More interesting posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/world
This is accurate but I don’t know why it’s accurate
Thoughts/emotions constantly bombarding you from every angle and you can only wipe away the static for a second before it comes back
Is that Venom?
my little drow girl for a spooky oneshot
My Girlfriend, Whose True Form is Incomprehensible
out of curiosity, not sure if anyone asked this before but what's your head canon on Ben Solo's calligraphy style would be?
Oooo, this is such an excellent question! Hmm.
I think Ben would do very traditional cursive calligraphy (copperplate) because 1) he would have the resources to buy the expensive pen necessary for it, 2) copperplate cursive gives you a lot of power in doing extra, super dramatic flourishes (hey! doesn’t that sound like the Skywalkers), 3) and it ends up looking SUPER pretty!
I’ve never been able to do proper copperplate because I don’t have the right pen for it, but this is something close to it (taken from the calligraphy I did for a poem from @avidvampirehunter‘s Glory’s Fray):
Thank you for your wonderful ask @wicked-lover!
All right, I have put way too much thought into this, because of course I have. For starters, I completely agree with @reylocalligraphy on the copperplate cursive - for High Galactic! Star Wars has several alphabets, High Galactic being English, for all intents and purposes.
However, after seeing the calligraphy kit as indicated by the visual dictionary, I’m more inclined to believe he does a lot of more Eastern-style calligraphy with those brushes - long a tradition of both a master swordsman and typographer.
Big brushes like that aren’t as great for English calligraphy, so what else is there? Famously, there’s Aurebesh in Star Wars, what most people think of as the “Star Wars font:”
This angular style of type is about as calligraphy-unfriendly as one can imagine. And trust me - I’ve tried.
My suspicion is that Ben would do calligraphy in Corellian - specifically because of this comment from one of the TLJ books:
I mean, COME ON. Why else would he make this SPECIFIC REQUEST if not to connect it the WEIRDLY SPECIFIC CALLIGRAPHY SET?
So I’ve played with that alphabet a bit, and indeed it does lend itself well to calligraphy. I might go and make a proper font out of this, since I’m doing this all with vectors and I am nothing if not a typography nerd.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
This is the official answer, let’s wrap it up and go home. Love your analysis @ms-camucia !!!
Aaaaaand I just had the heartbreaking realization that maybe Han got Ben to paint “Property of Han Solo” on the escape pod in the first place, you know, just to give his weirdo young son something to do. Probably gave him some Aurebesh stencils or whatever, thinking he’d just spray it on there. He comes back to see this ludicrous Corellian calligraphy across it instead, and probably slowly shakes his head.
When your potato capture of The Last Jedi art book is used in a decent meta about Ben Solo’s calligraphy talent doing pre-adolescent graffiti on Dad’s stash, it’s right.

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I thought I’d share a new series I started on my instagram (same name as here) and it’s dedicated to unusual mythology characters.
Sirin is a mythological creature of Russian legends, with the head and chest of a beautiful woman and the body of a bird.Sirins sang beautiful songs to the saints, foretelling future joys. For mortals, however, the birds were dangerous. Men who heard them would forget everything on earth, follow them, and ultimately die. Sometimes Sirins are seen as a metaphor for God’s word going into the soul of a man. Sometimes they are seen as a metaphor of heretics tempting the weak.
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I love you all, I really do! It’s because of you that Raven: Pirate Princess has been able to continue! We’re prepping year 3 right now, which I feel like I should let you know starts off with a story simply titled “Date Night” where this book will straight up become a romance comic for four issues.
But while we’re waiting on that, i have a present and a request! If you are or you think your friends might be interested in a soap opera about queer lady pirates, revenge, romance, and sometimes a monster or two - This post has a link to the first issue of Raven: Pirate Princess absolutely free!
Please, if you haven’t read it, check it out! If you have or it doesn’t sound like your thing, but you know somebody who might like it, share it! By all means! It’s the whole first issue, so feel free to download it, reblog it, tweet it, link it from your instagram, email, print it out and send it to a friend! I want you to have it and I want you to share it! All I ask is that you include these two links below:
Digital copies: https://t.co/ixC3NGyZG7
Physical Copies: https://t.co/R6KONydHsY
The are currently 25 issues of this series or 6 collected volumes! If you like the first one, please jump in there and buy some more. Get them for yourself, ask for them for Christmas, get them for someone else for Christmas!
This book is tons of fun and I hope you love it! Be sure to come back and let me know who your favorite character is.
Guys, please read this comic! It is honestly just so good!
SO MANY QUEER PIRATE LADIES
Here is a two page preview of the comic I made as part of the For The Love Of Monsters anthology currently fundraising on Kickstarter! It’s a monster romance anthology, which is one of my most favourite genres, and I’m so excited I got to be a part of this book!
My comic is called “(Don’t) Let Them Consume You” and is a short surreal story about love and longing and the desire to remain constant and consistent in the face of change. Also… it’s about a big maw and lots of teeth because, look: it’s 2018 and (Marge Simpson voice) I just think they’re neat.
For The Love Of Monsters is currently funding on Kickstarter and the campaign is entering its last week, which means time is running out to back this great book full of romance, monsters, and more! Check out the project to learn more of the lineup and the anthology right here! >> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/30379842/monstrously-queer-comic-anthologies
And I have a comic in the other book that’s being funded through this Kickstarter, Monster Journey, which features several monsterrific adventures by trans masc creators.
My comic is a Valley of the Silk Sky short story, and is extremely ridiculous. Here’s a sample page:
So please do check out the Kickstarter, snag one or both books, and tell all yer friends!
“Rey and Kylo’s relationship is more intimate than that” 😮
Jason Fry serving it up today!
Paranormal entities like demons aren’t native to our reality, so I love monster designs where they look human but something’s clearly wrong: Jerky movements, fast twitching, floating off the floor, etc.
Concept: Demons who look just like humans but are clearly not:
Visually distorted even when up close.
Even if your vision is poor you can still see the demon far away even if everything else is blurred.
Shadows from the wrong light source.
Mimics your breathing and blinking.
Voice can be heard clearly no matter where the demon is.
Mouth not in sync with words.
Somehow breathing while speaking, or not breathing at all.
Features change every time you look away from them or blink. For example, a mole on the nose has moved to the forehead, or they’re suddenly taller/shorter than you.
Subtle sounds like scratching an itch or cloth being rustled by movement is much louder than it should be, or makes no noise at all.
Reflection/shadows are not matching.
When asking other people what the demon’s doing right now, all accounts are different.
Because demons aren’t from this world, anything they interact with becomes “wrong”. For example, doors that usually open from the outside now open from within, and ceilings being lower or much higher than physically possible.

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-but then again, who does?
why do whiny nerd boys complain about english localizations of horny anime games making the girls wear a bit more clothing when they should be complaining about kingdom hearts 3 turning winnie the pooh into an amorphous white blob in china
justice for winnie the pooh
I thought this was a surreal shitpost but apparently pooh, and just pooh as a character specifically, is banned from China all because a very lighthearted meme came to compare him to China’s leader