got diagnosed with “i love this video game man so fucking much” disease and its terminal 

“I could fix him” “I could ruin him” well I could visualize him as my father figure

genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities you’re neglecting and yet its like you’re being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who can’t hear you/doesnt care

My god, that is scarily accurate.

kim wexler funniest character ever actually. she’s told by the district attorney’s office that her own husband jimmy is balls deep in the cartel and may be prosecuted for it and after a few moments of silence she finally responds but says only ‘actually he works under the name saul now.’ howard is the target of jimmy’s very public and humiliating god-complex breakdown moment so naturally he goes to kim to try and let her know and she’s like ‘ok thanks for telling me bye’ then turns around and says ‘hey jimmy wouldnt it be funny if we made this guy suicidal lol but also like i’m not kidding let’s do it.’ lalo salamanca, infamous cartel don and murderer etc, threatens jimmy and kim stands there barefoot and tells him to get his shit together. she has color coordinated sticky notes on her wall to determine how best to ruin an innocent man’s career for fun (and in her mind ‘justice’ but let’s be real here). and everyone still thinks she’s this perfectly normal rational woman because her ponytail is just so perfectly coiffed but instead she’s the embodiment of ‘don’t you just wanna go apeshit’ at every single moment she’s the angel and the devil on jimmy’s shoulder she’s deadpan she’s sincere she’s righteous she’s fucked in the head she is everything to me

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation

This is hilarious but I cannot stress enough never ever plug a strange USB into your computer Jesus Christ. You will get PC Chlamydia and die.

Professional computer guy here always stick weird flash drives into your computer it’s fun and sometimes you get to see Mikey’s meat

count dracula? uhh, 1 lol

i hate when people call me on the phone like this is for my mom only....

nowadays it costs $7 to get a little beverage. to cope with the misery of everyday life