let it go;

I don’t know… The zoo might have some if you don’t mind stealing.

Is that even humane?

"Oh well gosh!"

"Oh it's no problem! You make it look so easy! I tried to make a vase of flowers look pretty once.. and it's definitely not as easy as it looks."

At least tranquilize them.

That's actually a good idea. Where would you find a tranquilizer gun? Is that what people use these days? I don't know.

I think I ate too much waffles…

How does one eat too many waffles?

"Oh, no worries. I was just scared about having to pay that four extra dollars. But thank you, these flowers are beautiful. You always do such a great job."

Too bad it’s illegal to shoot them. Life’s no fair.

I'm wouldn't go as far as to shoot them, but I know what you mean.

Life would be easier if I craved salad instead of pizza.

I've heard of people putting salad on top of their pizza. I'm not sure how good that would be, but you never know until you try it.

It’s almost like we’re stuck with them.

Sadly.

I really need to do some spring cleaning around here. I think I just found some fruitcake from December behind my dresser.

Why was it behind your dresser?

That’s what I always say, but they’re hard to avoid. 

I hate how you're right.

Woah, you okay? 

I'm sure once I move out I will be.

Well, that's Madison for you.

Just my stepsister. I'm used to her nagging at me, but now she's got her friends to join in.

It definitely takes some getting used to, but I’m thinking by now I could probably go pro.

They should make that an Olympic sport. Mop-shoe skating.

I guess this works.

Texting and hula-hooping at the same time. Isn't that illegal?

One of my clients left me some of those mop-shoe things. Now I feel like I’m ice skating while actually cleaning. I love my fuckin’ job sometimes.

Wow, that sounds really fun. Except I'd probably fall on my butt too many times to actually enjoy it.