It's the colorful feathers that hold me together a

"No, I’m not in trouble, I’m auditioning for this part…and its more modern than the classic ballet…so I’m kind of stuck…" 

"Ooh, modern dance, my favorite-- er, was my favorite. Have you got a song yet?"

I’m not sure I want to dive any deeper into the internet than I already have. I’ve already seen some disturbing things. No, probably not. You’re lucky, I guess. I hope you don’t meet any people as horrible as the ones I’ve met.

Ew, disturbing? I think you were looking too deep in the wrong side of the internet. Disturbing things and conspiracy theories are on, like, opposite sides of the web. Thanks, though, I guess. I'm sorry you've met such horrible people.

Thanks, but no thanks. I think I’m good.

Good. I actually don't have a camera, but I was figuring a camera phone would have worked.

Hey, quit staring or take a picture, it’ll last longer.

Wow, sorry, I was just spaced out... But if it makes you feel any better, I can totally get out my camera if it'll help your dislike of being seen.

Note to self: done with people for a while.

Woah, you okay? 

How come I’ve never heard these? I’ve just heard ones about the moon landing being faked and JFK’s death. Yours sound more interesting. At least you’re better off than I am. You really don’t want to meet some of the people I have. 

Maybe you just haven't looked hard enough for them. The deeper you go into the internet, the weirder the theories get. The way you say it, though, makes me definitely not want to meet people you have. I've met some pretty... horrible people, but apparently not as horrible as you have.

Exactly! Man, that phrase was exactly what I was thinking of and I forgot it even existed. Some writer I am. Good thing I have you around to keep me from being an idiot.

Hey, just because you had a mind fart and forgot one phrase doesn't make you a lousy writer or anything. But I'll always be here to save you from looking dumb. You can count on that.

"Alright, okay good. Well I actually ned your help." 

"Sure, what with? You're not in any trouble, are you?"

"Well? Spill it."

They’re delicious o’course.

Delicious because they're cookies or delicious because of the alcohol?

Those conspiracies are complete bullshit. Well, I can think of a couple. Maybe you haven’t met enough evil people yet.

Some of them are pretty entertaining. Like there's one where the earth was populated by Martians who worshiped Satan, and the heat from hell is what's causing global warming. But I've met some unpleasant people-- not evil,but close to it. They don't really deserve to get doors slammed in their face though.

Even then sometimes it makes me feel bad. Like, I know what goes around comes around but still sometimes I’m not sure if it’s really worth it.

Yeah, I see your point. Almost kind of how an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, right? Sometimes it's like "hell yeah" when someone bad loses their eye, but most times it doesn't seem like they deserve  losing their eye.

I mean, I don’t know, I think I like the idea of it more than I like executing it. I definitely don’t like it when it comes around my way. 

I don't think anyone does, to be fair. Karma's only fun when you're not on the receiving end.