Sail away

Unless you’re Rihanna. 

God forbid. Actually, no, Rihanna's a bad bitch. I'd like to be her.

Well, I’m glad to hear that. 

Yeah, I guess that's always a comforting thing to hear..

You tell me.

I wouldn't.

You really think so?

Would I lie to you?

I thought we went over this. My head isn’t big, it’s normal sized, thank you.

I meant your ego, Felicity. But yes, yes, your head is perfect.

Thanks, I know.

Well okay, don't get a big head over it, damn.

I think you’re cuter though.

You....you do? Well, well, Felicity, it's a good thing I think you're really cute, too.

Really? And why’s that?

Because I actually like that you think it's cute.

Your name isn’t bullshit. I like it, it’s.. cute.

Cute? God, if you were anyone else, I'd be raging right now.

Gonna climb in some windows and snatch some people up. Is that meme too old to quote?

Wow, I mean, yeah, that's pretty embarrassing. Still funny though.

You could just call me Felicity, but that’s not creative at all.

It's still good, though. I mean, it's a nice name. Better than my bullshit one.

I think my working out is paying off. 

God damn, watch out world. Flint's on his way to fuck you up. All of you.

Cute?

Yeah....what, was that unclear? I mean, do you have a boyfriend or something?

What?

Nothin'. You're just cute, that's all.

A hard-knock life.

You're not even a little gay, are you?

Or you could just watch tv with me.

Also acceptable, I guess. I can't believe you turned down my cleaning services, though. I mean, I'm not mad about it. Just surprised.

I’m sure there’s plenty of cute girls out there who are just as interested as you are, though.

Yeah, I just have yet to find any of them. And they have yet to find me. It's a hard life.