J.K. Simmons playing J. Jonah Jameson in every timeline has to be one of the funniest running gags ive seen in a movie. anyone can be Spiderman but there can only be one J. Jonah Jameson

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J.K. Simmons playing J. Jonah Jameson in every timeline has to be one of the funniest running gags ive seen in a movie. anyone can be Spiderman but there can only be one J. Jonah Jameson

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when i was five i fell out of a shopping cart and hit my head. they had to staple me. now i am effectively immor
Died midway through the ask
Spiderman about to meet and discuss with J Jonah Jameson,
"Mr. Jameson, I need to talk to you for a moment"
"Oh you finally here to reveal your truth color Spiderman"
"My truth color is that I am a hero"
"And I am a Journalist"
"Apparently not a good one"
"I could say the same to you"
"Why are hell bent on destroying my reputation?, what did I ever to you?, do you even care you might be ruining a poor man life"
"Okay everyone leave and no one try to silence to our conversation"
Everyone leaves the office
"Listen Parker, you don't know what I have through, you don't know what it is to have a hero to be disappointed in, you don't know what it feels like..." JJJ looks down on the ground before trying to respond
"Since when have you known?"
"You really thing I wouldn't notice the composition of the picture you send me? Do you really think I would know my city?"
"If you knew why would you still accept my pictures? Why still pay me?"
"Because I knew you need it, I am an asshole and I will act like it because someone need to keep you in check"
"What do you mean?"
"When I was younger I used to look up to someone, then they betrayed what they stand for. That why I can't let myself believe you are a goody two shoe hero."
"Tell me something, how close were you with them?"
"I wasn't close to them personally, just like other kids my age i look up to them. I don't want them to go through the same thing I through, knowing everything was just a lie. So between you Peter Parker and me Jameson I will say this Spiderman is the hero that we need and the unity he provides is what keep us close. But between you Spiderman and me J Jonah Jameson I despite you to the bottom of my heart"
"Thank you"
"You're welcome"
"Can you at least tone it down?"
"No, my Newspaper wouldn't sell and you'll ne out a job. But what I can do is post comments of what people think about you at the bottom of the article"
"Better than nothing"
"Spiederman, thanks for saving this city, now get out of my office"
"See you Mr Jameson" Swing out the window
"See you later, Spiderman" whispering to himself while lighting up his cigar and turning around in his chair.
"Everyone stop being lazy and go back to work!!!" Everyone return to work
Happy 4th :)
At risk of sounding like a hater and an asshole this looks like AI and if its somehow not, the editor who reworked images and sharpened them up made it look like AI
Edit: yeah its AI
This is the actual image (from a 6 year old reddit post so def not AI). Either someone asked AI to recreate it or AI, being the plagiarism machine it is, was asked for a pic of dogs finding humans in the snow and just ripped off the first image it could find. Another reminder that AI doesn't actually create anything. Also real cute dogs.
Actually a fantastic example for when you need to illustrate to someone that AI art is theft, blatantly, and not in some abstract way
I'm glad I was the only one who noticed how off the first set of image felt

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A pet peeve i have is that when someone makes an AU where two characters switch places but only the characters and their personalities are like just the same as if they didn't switch at all.
A related one is when they make an OC and / or self insert that are supposed to be part of the story but don't do anything of importance and they are just rewriting the story but with their OCs there. I would accept crumb of change but not even that.
I fucking hate directors/idea guys taking all the credit for something they worked on
I want you to imagine this, you and a team of 50 people are all working on something together. Lets say pushing a 2 ton cinder block a mile. for example. It takes you an hour, an hour of the most grueling exercise you have ever experienced. Thankfully however, your coworker, Dave, has been leading you along. He helped you and all of your coworkers with their form, how to efficiently push the cinder block, and gave you the idea to push it in the first place.
Now, it's finally over, the horrid challenge is over. This is a big feat, so obviously a lot of camera crew and news outlets ready to report on the event. Instead of reporting to you, the people who put all your time and effort into this task, they go straight over to Dave and ask "How hard was it to push that cinder block all by yourself?" How would you feel? Knowing all of not just your work, but EVERYONE'S work is being credited to a guy who didn't do anything except talk.
This is what is currently going on in media.
I want you to ask yourself this, who made Super Mario Bros. Wonder, the latest entry in the Super Mario Bros. brothers franchise? Your mind would probably first go to Shigeru Miyamoto, the creator of Mario. Now here's the thing, Shigeru Miyamoto has not been the Producer of Super Mario Bros. since 2009, and has not been the director of any Mario games since SUPER MARIO FUCKING 64. Yet every single claim goes to him, he's the "Creator of the Super Mario Brothers" of course he has to have something to do with the new game, so more outlets cover him and his opinions on the game rather than the people who actually made it.
The worst example of this I have ever seen is in The Nightmare Before Christmas. The entire marketing of this move is that it's "Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas." So obviously Tim Burton directed it, right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? NO! IT WAS DIRECTED BY HENRY SELICK, THE SAME PERSON WHO DIRECTED CORALINE! WHERE IS HIS NAME ANYWHERE ON THE PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL, OR HELL, WHERE IS ANYONE'S BESIDES TIM BURTON'S LIKENESS ANYWHERE? WHERE ARE THE ANIMATORS, THE CINEMATOGRAPHERS, THE EDITORS, THE TRANSLATORS, OR ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY MADE THE FUCKING MOVIE? Sure, Tim Burton is still a writer for the move, IN COLLABORATION WITH MICHEAL MCDOWELL AND CAROLINE THOMPSON.
It boggles my mind that people who have barely/partially worked on something are given 10000000 times more attention than the team(s) of people working on it with them. Than the people who actually put in their blood sweat and tears into making something they loved. Just to be overworked, underpaid, and under represented.
I am constantly thinking about this
This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time
Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet
- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.
- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.
- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!
- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.
- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that theyβve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouseβs body.
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ohh he likes you alright

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Dear March 7th, Arriving at Amphoreus was never an accident. Let Oblivion allow the Remembrance to slumber. Good night.
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Tempting Fate #2
If I win the lottery I'll do 1 hour of community service every single day for 10 years,
I'll donate 10% of the total winning to food bank
I'll walk on burning stone while holding a cake that said "i tempted fate and man I failed"
Well i should have specify to win at least 3 numbers
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