i'm probably allergic to it

Okay, so this gets me thinking, what if that ends up as humanity’s hat? Like, other races have one, maybe two relatively simple ways to honor their dead in all their cultures, and then humans show up, a race that seems to brim with ways to appease and mourn the fallen. Earth-style funerals become trendy and fashionable before growing into galactic norms. Alien potentates pay big bucks for human architects to design monuments or mausoleums for them or their loved ones or historical figures. Groups of highly skilled “memorialists” spring up back on earth, master morticians trained in every kind of death rites human or alien minds have imagined and willing to work for a small fee. Humans become well-known across the universe as the Death People from the Death World.

I unabashedly loved this scene.

My favorite thing about this is that Dottie is getting fucking object concealment tips from these genius food-stealing women and she’s probably using that knowledge to hide idek small thermonuclear devices in her bra or something. Probably went back to the Red Room afterward like “omg girls let me teach you what I learned in America. It’s vital we teach our tiny assassins to knit, I met a woman who successfully concealed a whole chicken in her sweater, they’ll need this kind of ingenuity in the field.”

I also really love that this is a large group of women who unabashedly like food and eating. None of them are going “oh no my diet, what if I get fat?”, they’re like “I CAN FIT A  CHICKEN IN MY SWEATER AND THEN LATER, I HAVE A WHOLE CHICKEN FOR ME.”

yall realize that saying macbeth is only bad luck if ur in the theatre

All the worlds a stage

ill fight you

Meet me in the pit

no the orchestra is there

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

Of course, you didn’t want to burst my bubble. Pun intended.

Seriously though, how did he NOT BLINK

Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt is a fucking master class. The whole show is amazing but Captain Holt is on another level. 

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

I’m not like emo nihilist I’m more like Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy nihilist like “life is meaningless and the universe does not care about you and it’s full of casual and callous destruction might as well have a party while I still can then”

Like the two forms of nihilism are “nothing matters so why?” and “nothing matters so why not?” and the latter is so much fun

No wonder Hermione always got onto the boys for not doing their homework.

it’s honestly not even a foot and a half it’s just one sheet of paper. a foot is 12 inches. like dang if i had to only write one page long essays in school about cool magic shit then i would have been ecstatic.

Oh

it’s really annoying being a comic fan because like there are so many writers and editors and some of them are brilliant people who have given us these great, diverse characters like T'challa, Monet St Croix, Ororo, Kitty Prdye, Jubes, etc etc. then you have some other writer take these characters and just shit on them and warp them into some hot ass mess and it’s just frustrating. Cuz it’s like we get a bone, we get SOMETHING but it’s all dependent on how good the writers and editors at a certain point.

Those scene kids grew up and work for Michael’s now.

Tattoos are so great because they can help people with bad self esteem to see their bodies as the pieces of art they always were.

Lin-Manuel Miranda said in an interview that he wrote the song “You’re Welcome” for Maui once he knew the character would be voiced by Dwayne the rock Johnson because he thought that Dwayne the rock Johnson would be the one person on earth who could sing something so egotistical and have us completely convinced we should be thanking him and honestly he’s not wrong.