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Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point

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Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

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suburban walk vent art

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remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

mostlybats-partiallyrats

How fucking old are you people?

googledocsdyke

normal amount

cavernclaw

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

itheginger

i love the linguistic trend of expressing something difficult to describe by just not including an adjective where there usually would be one. “i had a day today,” or “he’s definitely one of the characters of all time.”

it’s like i can’t describe this so i just won’t. you get it tho.

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nettlewildfairy

quick question why does your cat command you to print something on the printer

he really likes to watch the printer print. It seems like he thinks there’s some kind of creature in there that I have the mysterious power to summon that he can then hunt for sport?

he sticks his entire arm inside the printer and breaks it if I don’t put some kind of physical burrier between him and the printer but like he purrs so loud when it starts printing and will beg harder for people to print things than he will for treats.

he just loves hunting the printer so much. he even tried to climb inside the place the paper comes out of the printer when he was a kitten.

No matter where he is in the apartment if the printer makes a noise he sprints full speed. He also knows which button to press to get the printer to print like the ink levels info and alignment sheet, so you have to make sure it’s off or locked up or he will print nonstop himself and then attack the printer and jam it.

is it inconvenient that my cat is obsessed with the printer? yes, but damn if it’s not also adorable.

I don’t actually have a ton of photos of him sticking his whole arm in there though because stopping him from jamming the printer is usually a task that involves all of my arms and also all of my roommates arms.

nettlewildfairy

Thinking about the post because I had to unplug the printer today because he broke into the closet and printed the info sheet 3 times in a row and did bite me when I tried to stop him

The face of a boy who is sulking because I expelled him from the printer closet.

nettlewildfairy

the good news is that my cat is so happy, the bad news is that my sticker cutting machine that I got recently instils the same curiosity and lust for violence in my cat that my printer does so no matter what I do I will not know a moments peace.

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obviously this is AI generated slop but I keep laughing at ophelia labeled “hamlet’s brother”

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very interested in the 523 likes in the corner supporting this groundbreaking interpretation of ophelia

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king blyssffsttt my good friend king blyssffsttt

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HAMLET My brother? KING BLYSSFFSTTT No, the other Ophelia

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You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

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The Magnanimous Airplane

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well, the ears dropped

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baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

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ABSOLUTELY COMICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

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It's him, Julius xi/xir

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