Get Your Veg

two full years ive spoken to this coworker and i didnt know she had horses until today how do you go a single conversation without bringing up your horses that would take unimaginable restraint on my part and ive never even wanted a horse. i see a rabbit in the garden that frequently has rabbits and thats the first thing i have say to everyone all morning

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.

I feel like people see me as a dog they wish they could put down (remembers we’re supposed to be over the dog motif) i feel like someone’s hamster that’ll be flushed down the toilet

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

this is true

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.