Some weird nerd.

we got fucking crypto coins and the metaverse before we got vampirism. i’m sick to my stomach

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

“I’m afraid of getting cancer from the cadmium in my painting supplies” I’m not 😌 I love you cadmium yellow. I love you vermillion red. I love you uranium orange, haven’t worked with you but I love you nevertheless. Most of all I love you arsenic green.

Do you like the color of the poison?

"why do you keep calling things you find beautiful, inexplicable, and unsettling angels" i'm just doing what british wartime radar technicians did first

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

#ranibow sprimkle

Lemony Snicket was so right when he said you never regret bringing a book, but you often regret not having one.

some of yall r SOOO sensitive!! and it’s a good way to be. u have big hearts. I love u

I have sold the book Holes to so many parents it's my blanket recommendation for any elementary age kid it's just such a good story. And then they can watch the movie after and it's also good

hold your horses is just genuine good life advice