I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.

I hate how people are calling rapunzel the queen of self isolation when Elsa literally has a song where she says “a kingdom of isolation and it looks like I’m the queen” and actually self isolated whereas rapunzel was kidnapped and not allowed to be around people and conditioned to think that people will try to hurt her for her magic hair

Elsa’s the queen of self isolating but Rapunzel’s the queen of actually functioning during isolation; Elsa’s ice palace doesn’t even have furniture what was she planning to do.

This is wat ur mcm sounds like..

when my pets do the whole ‘sleep chase’ thing i always feel compelled to ask them if they had a good dream 

Remember that one gif of that cat crashing their bike in their sleep????,

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

Burying it cleaned it super well though so honestly I did the right thing.

So I’m getting a lot of messages from people who have similar stories and I think we need to pose this to archaeologists as a new theory to major pottery finds

90s babies we’re getting old

i don’t want to talk about it

some fucking teenager called me “ma'am” today and I can’t stop thinking about it

i hate when people start typin while I’m still typin like I kno u see them dots ho wait ya turn

If you’re looking for someone to save you, look in the mirror.

Bloody Mary finally coming in clutch

FISH ARE NOT MAMMALS! THEY DON’T HAVE BREASTS! WHAT THE FUCK!?

Fish Tiddies

Um, that Black Panther is flying y’all.