reminds me of
the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post
reminded me of this
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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reminds me of
the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post
reminded me of this

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what if instead of paying companies to delete our info off of databases periodically we like. idk. passed a law that said companies couldnt do that anymore. and set up some kind of task force to disband all the companies that do that. thatd be cool
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

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smh you could have stolen noelle's name
abortion on demand without question apology or moralization
i literally love abortion. thank god for abortion π©·
-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says
-> oh!
sex, but instead of fucking you, we both get naked and i hold your head in my lap and forgive you for everything you think you've done wrong.
hey every girl rbing this with "please", "need", or somesuch, come here.
i am giving you a big hug from which you cannot escape.
i am squeezing you into my chest until all that tension eases and you can relax and feel safe in my arms.
happy Pride, all you traumatized, touch-starved lesbians <3
Oh someone on the Deltarune Wiki is ANNOYED.
(Everyone, quick, they/them and she/her Ralsei even harder.)

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take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me
I didn't even know they had a category for that
Hollywood really could have that category
The 'cartoon wardrobe' thing where a character in an animated thing only ever wears one outfit doesn't bother me. That's just their design. 'But what about laundry' just isn't a particularly interesting detail to care about.
But if you have a character with one of those Always Outfits, and then there's a timeskip and they show up again a bit older than before, you have to give them something new to wear. I'm willing to ignore laundry, but I've never met a 15-year-old who wants to wear the same thing she wore when she was 12. Laundry isn't an interesting detail. How the character has changed over the timeskip, and how that can be represented in their design, absolutely is.
Hell, it can't even be the same outfit, becuase there's simply no chance it would still fit. The only way to explain the continued use of the costume is if this character intentionally chose to buy a larger version of exactly the same thing they were already wearing every day three years ago to wear every day now. That's an incredibly specific character beat. And it's not one that makes sense for most of the characters who do this. You're already making new art! Just toss two hours of wage at a designer to give them a character-appropriate new fit as well! You can keep the theme colour!
A loyal dog once stopped his owner from committing suicide by knocking the gun out of the ownerβs hand.
this is FUCKED. hit βreblogβ if you agree that this perfidious pooch should be destroyed π
Perfidious pooch is going into my vocabulary
unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else
hey everybody lets all try saying really stupid things on my posts

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Fuck it, opening up a transfems-only waterpark
Bars? Swim-up.
Clothing? Optional.
Hot tubs? Sapphic.
"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.
No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.
OK but depending on what you consider to be Boston (i.e. legal city limits vs metro area),