We've Opened The Door Now It's All Coming Through

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

[shaking, pale, clammy, on the verge of passing out from shock] please canyuou put your fwngers in it

if he wanted to, he could've turned wheat into marijuana, sugar into cocaine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines.

in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦

weird and off-putting but endearingly so