Kell

sex is a lot like lord of the rings. it’s over nine hours long, there are giant deadly spiders, legolas is there

tumblr tried to put a community label on this i thought y’all should know

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

Werwolf monday

Werewolf tuesday

Youre never going to fucking guess what day it is

just overheard my dad on the phone going “yeah, i’d be more than happy to buy her daughter off of you, how much would you be willing to trade her for?” and got Very Worried for a second before remembering that he manages dairy farms for a living. surely there’s gotta be a better way to word that man

ideal day: wake up late. iced latte. my video game. crazy reheated lunch. my show. supermarket trip to waste money. a snack. creative endeavours deep into the night. same thing next day.