last podcast on the left sentence starters, pt 1
↪ taken from various episodes. alter as you see fit
“he had the teeth of a used cigarette filter.”
“i have to show you something miraculous.”
“you’re the father of the prophet.”
“don’t worry; john leguizamo will explain this to you in a netflix special. you’ll relate to him.”
“if it doesn’t hurt anyone, can i get a bit of attention?”
“i came here to slap my belly; my belly’s a drum.”
“only the most lonely person with headphones could ever understand what that means.”
“i am legitimately confused if this is an interesting conversation.”
“wee woo wee woo we’ve got a nerd alert! nerd alert, nerd alert!“
“we need candy cane shoes!”
“is poltergeisting a term?”
“i have drank half a bottle of concentrated cold brew this morning and i am like a musket right now.”
“‘world war one: a war so fun we did it again.”
“he exists in the sub-genre i’m pretty sure only he belongs to: crust goth.”
“- and forrest gump used it very positively.”
“that’s basically all the bible is, too: just listing of names.”
“and yet somehow they slip in homophobia.”
“entymological means bugs. i think you mean etymological.”
“shut up! shut the fuck up!“
"i just learnt something. i just let something absorb!”
“i’m starting to think these russians are just having fun with us.”
“it’s the vodka that gives me permission!”
“sure! i’ll follow you down to the basement.“
“he’s like a spiritual sherlock holmes.”
“i don’t know if you’ve heard of vine compilations? they’re the funniest shit and they’re like six seconds so you can just blow through them.”
“the road to hell is paved with good intentions.”
“he looks like a man who only eats four-leaf clovers.”
“if my codename was just ‘the american’, i’d be pretty fucking psyched.”
“revolution is a scientific inevitability.”
“do you think instead of walking … i could fly?”
“i’m so terrified of my thoughts.”
“you’ll be covered in blood if you do it right.”
“i can’t do it. i need my memory foam!”
“they found nothing but trouble.”
“this drawer is full of gold teeth!”
“you ready for this shit?”
“you can’t murder a ghost!”
“aldous huxley would push my face down into a carpet and beat the living shit out of me.”
“laughing is just fun screaming.”
“it’s not accurate but it’s close and i think i deserve some credit for that.”
“as we know, idiots are just as capable of great violence as the rest of us.”
“bring me a beer so i can drown in it.”
“i’ve always said that school is a scam.”
“i would be more comfortable with me behind bars.”
“there’s no such thing as a photographer.”
“this is my phil collins time! you do not interrupt my phil collins time!”
“you look like a homeless clown.”
“he enjoys the taste of it - which is a mystery.”
“ i wish somebody’d come and pet me once.”
“everybody says i’m the scariest thing they’ve ever seen.”
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