BEETLEMOTH

“ beetlemoth’s loyal fans have been sending our magazine heaps of questions for you boys. let’s get started, shall we? let’s find out what your fans have been dying to ask … ”

EXCLAIM! MAGAZINE’S Q&A WITH BEETLEMOTH, JUNE 10, 1996:

reader question: hello, micky! my name is donna and i am 20 years old, writing from france. who would you say is the nicest member of beetlemoth? micky: bonjour, donna. it would have to be linus. but i’m quite nice too. :)  reader question: who is the worst to share a bunk with? linus: yeaaaaaah!!! i like sharing a bunk with all of them! but don’s full-frontal nudity takes a bit of getting used to. you just have to know which way he’s facing and kind of stay in your little area. if you don’t want to brush against anything… reader question: donovan, which member of beetlemoth is the most horny? donovan: it’s a common misconception to tag micky as the horniest member because he does that thing with his eyes, you know, that thing that soils all the girls’ knickers. but it’s jaime. it’s got to be jaime. that guy just doesn’t get any. it’s sad, actually. it makes me sad. reader question: hello, my question is for jaime. jaime you are so cute! if you had to rescue only one of the members from a burning building, who would you save? jaime: myself.

> EXCERPT FROM A LATE NIGHT RADIO SHOW [ CLIP 1 / ??? ]

ON MASTURBATION.

damon: i can’t actually get in here. *toot toot* graham, softly: prhess suhm buht’ns damon: well i am but—so i’m—pretend i’m in here…and…this is what would happen!!!

                        “  So we’re, like, karmically cool !!  “

“I've been doing aerobics since '82. Ever since I read those articles about it in Rolling Stone. Did you know they have competitive aerobics championships?”

                  – ROLEPLAY BLOG FOR AHS 1984′S MONTANA DUKE –                          { 80s RP // oc & au & crossover friendly // indie & ready to party }

“I know it may sound silly to you, but I'm gonna be the greatest aerobics competitor of all time. I'm Montana, by the way.”