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"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right

“How are you?” I should be in a straight jacket but unfortunately for the both of us I’m here

this isn’t a blog. it’s a coping mechanism

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

well there’s my eulogy sorted

Im fucking addicted to blanket

i bring an “excluded since childhood” vibe to the function

i'm about to overreact all over the goddamn living room

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

*sees my mutuals logged on at the same time* ugh WHAT a day. Thank god you’re here. *doesn’t interact with them in any shape or form*