Crunk and grind, that's my bloodline.

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

me: *sees anything* me: me

how can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me)

ill block you. ill block your whole family. i’ll come to your house. steal your phone. block myself

ma’am your lesbian is showing

miss? your dyke is out

ma’am

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

the sexual tension between me & what i’m capable of

my new year’s resolution is to stop

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

wait a second im sexy

me when I cycle from depressed to manic

The older I get the more I don’t see the point in talking

any temperature above 70F is homophobic

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

Me @ myself after psychoanalyzing myself: thanks for listening