Alright 2025 Outsiders Fandom, I want to see where we're at:
Hottest Pretend Greaser Award
C Thomas Howell
Ralph Macchio
Rob Lowe
Patrick Swayze
Matt Dillon
Emilio Estevez
Tom Cruise
Not Attracted to Men Button
Options are not limited to the actor in The Outsiders (1983) specifically, so if you prefer Tom Cruise with two entire front teeth or you're super into Matt Dillon in Herbie Fully Loaded, you can knock yourself out.
People who are not attracted to men are not obligated to push the Not Attracted to Men Button. It's there if you want it, but you can also vote based off of aesthetic appreciation or gender envy or whatever else you'd like.
We are drinking milk for good, I see.














