accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice
what the fuck happens in Magic the Gathering dawg
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accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice
what the fuck happens in Magic the Gathering dawg
I don't intend to put myself inside a CNC machine

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accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice
what the fuck happens in Magic the Gathering dawg
Wild that under all that armor he's actually a dinosaur. Guess that's what I get for not reading The Silmarillion.
everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban
come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds
GOD DAMN IT
i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much
This doesn't really matter, but I can't put the robo rabbit in the tags: Akinator is aware of Baldur's Gate III, it isn't aware of Soviet series "Nu Pogodi". At least not of the robot rabbit.
Pshh, I haven't paid for Windows in decades

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My Trynn, Champion of Freedom told me Silvar, Devourer of the Free keep eating her 1/1 white Human Solder creature tokens so I asked how many 1/1 white Human Solder creature tokens she has and she said she just goes to the end step and gets a new 1/1 white Human Solder creature tokens afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding 1/1 white Human Solder creature tokens to Silvar, Devourer of the Free and then her player started crying.
What would the evil opposite of eucalyptus be like?
What the fuck is dyscalyptus?
The "-calyptus" part means "covered", so eucalyptus's opposite would be something that's 1. naked and 2. bad at it
Congrats. You nuked the entire game balance with this one card. Most green players will have eight of these lil guys (max Elvish Mystic and Llanowar Elves), but your inclusion would bring that to a maximum of twelve. Black Summer 2: Green Summer. Mass chaos. Demands for bans. Errata declaring that cards with identical effects should be treated as the same card. Permanent changes to the tournament meta for green. Everyone becomes pissed at the guy who gave @markrosewater this idea. You are stoned to death with Chaos Orbs and your corpse is thrown into a paper shredder.
☝️ this dude doesn't know Fyndhorn Elves
I'm way too lazy to prepare a full post, but I want people to know that, according to rules of Magic: the Gathering, Chandler is worthy of wielding Marvel tm Thor's Mjolnir.
Do you have any advice for someone else who is in the very beginning stages of the "life is a precious gift rapidly escaping me, I have to change to become someone better and be happy before I've wasted all of it" transition? I'm tired of losing so much life and joy to grief and trauma and I also want to start creating and seeing and enjoying as much as I can for my tiny time as a carbon based lifeform but it's overwhelming to say the least
Actively seek out things that inspire wonder
Look for the good parts. There are good parts. There are interesting parts. There will always be good and interesting parts.
Treat yourself kindly. This one is difficult.
Do things out of ridiculous whimsy.
Practice cog itive behavioural exercises to self-examine and address beliefs and behaviors that are causing suffering.
Don't argue when people compliment you.
Don't rush yourself, and don't assume it'll be like this forever when you have a backslide. These things happen. Over time, they happen less.
Be honest with the people you love and trust.
Tell people how much they mean to you and what you like about them.
Help others and find satisfaction in being the stranger that did something good
Consider speaking to a medical professional, my antidepressants and anti-anxiety medical took some time to figure out but life is WAY better.
Have a silly little craft or hobby.
Let yourself be bored sometimes. Stand outside in the rain and let yourself get wet. Go on a walk. Put your phone in a different room and wander off. Meet up with a friend and go on a long walk together to nowhere in particular
Start doing things because you want to and it feels good, not just because you think it's something you should say yes to.
Say yes to things.
Take a random day of the week and go into a store or a business you've never been in before.
Compliment strangers when something about them is striking.
Read books and watch movies that make you feel the exact right amount of ecstatic and embarrassed, and make all the silly noises about it.
Collect scraps of fabric and little trinkets and all the little textures and colours you love and stash them in a shoebox or something like a tiny dragon's hoard.
Start a collection of something small and inexpensive. Like corks.
Make food with ingredients you've never used before
Make long lists of all your favorite things- flowers, bugs, songs, foods, places
Start a trash-book to fill with scraps of neat wrappers and bits of paper and colored fabric from old ruined clothes
Imagine yourself as a alien from a dead and barren world who has just arrived on this planet for the very first time and imagine how excited you would be by every little thing
Cannot recommend enough that you befriend a creature

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For NON FFXIV people
so,
in ffxiv there are dragons
and this one particular country has been in a war with them for 1k years
also, these dragons can fly and breathe fire, you know, normal typical western dragon things
so poll time
which of these 2 weapons do you think is used for said war
Gun:
Spear:
which weapon do you think was designed by the rednecks to fight dragons?
A spear (sharp pointy stick)
A gun (as if the 10th Doctor designed it.)
for ffxiv players who want to see the consensus
now i am doing this in good faith and hope like hell you won't google the game
you'll just pick an options based off personal beliefs of what wizard rednecks would pick to fight dragons
oh, and also, do not give the answer in teh reblog tags, please and thank you
i just want to know the Vibes
Look, does it suck to read the badly generated code? Yes, it does. Does it suck to argue with the fuckers defending it when they reformat a dozen disconnected files and make it really hard to see what even changed? Yes, it does. But it's still required for everything not to go to shit.
my predictions for reality fracture
With Chandra, Chill of Compiance having been leaked, it seems they went another way: fracture-Chandra is a cop now.
wizardry in games all falls in a spectrum between "press 2 to cast fireball" and "learn a bespoke programming language to cast spells"
despite having premade spells written on cards, magic the gathering has a "stack" and the comprehensive rules are 292 pages long so it's at least a little bit programming magic

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Hey, any tech savvy people who can tell me how to best handle database setup when distributing software?
My current plan is just an sqldump, which isn't particularly great, and has already given me a bunch of pain. Plus, it's not exactly good for upgrading already existing databases
I've read a little bit about declarative database schemas, and could use some recommendations on what to use and how
We're currently using migrate, it's quite hard to mess it up. I think there's also Goose that works the same way, but with a bit different file format.
Among the declarative solutions we've used liquibase for a while. It's fun, but it felt like we've been fighting it instead of actually doing work.
I've been going through the later Monster Manuals, which of the following is NOT an actual monster from a 3rd edition Monster Manual?
Ghost of a clown who follows you around calling you mean names
Monster who gives you depression. It only knows the spell "inflict depression". This doesn't benefit it in any way. It's just an asshole.
Outsider who comes to our dimension to punch ugly people to death
BRAIN MOLE, THE MOLE IN YOUR BRAIN!
Construct made of pure elemental sadness
Thing that drinks your bones. Not eats them, drinks them. Slurp Slurp.
Graveyard someone buried a vampire in and now the whole fucking graveyard is just one big vampire. Someone's getting fired for this.
Naptime fairies who jump you and forcibly tuck you in to bed because you look all tuckered out.
Monster that can only eat the undead so it goes around killing people, reanimating them as zombies and then eating them
Summoning circle someone fucked up making hard enough it's now alive and wondering around summoning random shit.
Make your guesses! Answers after the break!