But It’s Alright

sorry for being intense about everything, it’ll happen again

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

ok u caught me i’m stupid

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

does anyone wanna come over and be devastated

Anything that reminds me of anything makes me wanna throw up

if i do something wrong they kill me

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living