TLT brainrot

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

fuck you. i cast Forgot to charge your vibrator

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

TLT does kill your gays but like. In a sexy way. They’re haunting the narrative you can’t stop seeing them in the corner of your eye you can’t live without them they’re integrated into your soul but in such a way that they’re gone forever. Where do they end where do you begin. It doesn’t matter because you’re all dying anyway

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

okay. rude.

If you have a crush on me just come talk to me and I promise you will get over it