vani/clover

Day 6 of reblogging Valko media until he's back

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

i love making art

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like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

Reblog to save a duck

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It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.