vanilliac

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

onto better things thursday

I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

#'this is present in the text' is often a good first step #but those second and third ones (naming it; describing its function) are vital (via @elucubrare)

Moral of The Story: What?

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

being anti-amatonormativity in a romance centered world is like watching half the people you know put all their eggs in one basket and then drop the basket and all their eggs break and they’re crying and swearing they’re never gonna do that again and then a month later they have all new eggs in a new basket and they tell you the problem was they didn’t have a strong enough basket or fresh enough eggs and then they drop the fucking basket again.

I think some people on this post don’t know what the phrase “don’t put all your eggs in one basket” means… or why it means that.

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again