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life is better when you're not malnourished btw

if both teams in the final failed to beat you in 90min you should be crowned the honorary world cup champion. congratulations cabo verde 🥳

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

How can you be late in life when it's your life?

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

I dreamt that I made a flaky pastry with a layer of custard covered by a homemade mixed berry jam and now I can't stop thinking about it.

not me having dreamt that I ate this very same pastry looool