The Hunger Keeps Us Moving

when your liege sends a whole ass squire for a message that could have been a homing pigeon

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

idk best part of count the rice is every time a player would make a joke in the grant room and thirty white guys would laugh uproariously no matter how good the joke was. truly so full of whimsy and joy

my dead wife. the ad free internet

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys