vampirekatrina

Technically, a page has six sides but only two of them can be used to write on.

There’s probably a guy out there that thinks he has a strong pullout game when in reality he is not capable of making children.

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

heh... step aside ladies... let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)