to taste your beating heart

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

shane has the energy of a chosen one middle grade novel child protagonist about him. like if one of those grew up and we were still following him around a non magical life

i love to have a hobby

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then

shane hollander was born to bottle it up and bottle it up and bottle it up and bottle it up for years and years on end and then finally crack over a tiny inconvenience

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

for example nothing

and are death and the maiden perhaps looking for a third

shane learns about the skip divorce and is literally crawling out of his skin thinking about all the ways he’s gonna chirp him about it as payback for “you’re starting to sound like him”