You again.

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

ah but you see, that's not what I said. you understand that that's not what I said, yes? and that you are shadowboxing with a stupider version of me that exists in your head? who did not explicitly predict you would fall victim to this misinterpretation and therefore was exceedingly clear in the text? yes?

crazy that you can make an oc with Issues and not even realize until months later that those are actually Your Issues

your guys ocs are so famous to me. i'm obsessed with them. they make me happy. i want to marry them. i would kill and die for them.

They want me for my solemn yet tender acts of service and aura of barely-leashed violent intent

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble