sleeps in the void

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

"i dont know how t-" LOOK IT UP. RESEARCH. ASK. IM SICK OF SEEING PALE ADHD "OH SO TRAUMATIZED" CHARACTERS WITHOUT PTSD OR ANYTHING THAT MAKES THEM ACTUALLY INTERESTING

Plaint text: "look it up. Research. Ask. I'm sick of seeing pale ADHD "oh so traumatized" characters without PTSD or anything that makes them actually interesting

thank you ! /genuine

ID: digital art on a bright yellow background of a bird with blue-black feathers, which have yellow and orange asterisk-shaped stars on them

I don't need AI to write. I can create fake scenarios in my head perfectly fine myself.

at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback

Happy pride month everyone