bimbofying

im gonna remove my nervous system so i wont be nervous anymore. cant believe what a good idea this is why did no one else do this

I made a fool of myself today and I will make a fool of myself tomorrow. Good night

society peaked when we could hang cute charms on our flip phones

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

Just because I dont know shit about anything doesnt mean I'm not a genius

cringe dreams in my fail REM cycle