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too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

I want to travel to an old country town and upset the local populace and promptly be thrown into the bottom of a vertical cargo container to be slowly roasted alive by the Texas sun. Occasionally the mayor (65, full head of silver hair and 180lbs) looks down at me and puffs on a cigar.

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man