Just Another Vampire Blog

catholicism’s only true purpose is to serve as a backdrop for sexy vampire aesthetics

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

in case the implied ending wasn’t clear enough: and then i get railed.

what the fuck is gay vampire sex? I'm a hands on learner btw

im guessing there’s been a sudden uptick in notes on this post hasnt there

casual wear (splattered with blood) vs. evening wear (drenched in blood)