MEDICAL THEMED PROMPTS ( pt. 1 )
β i know this hurts but i need you to breathe, we're almost done. β
β can you open your eyes for me? β
β how long have you been experiencing those symptoms? β
β i can't help you unless you tell me the truth. β
β i know you wanna get discharged and go home, but we have to keep you for observation just a little longer. β
β i know you're scared, but you're in the right place. we're gonna do everything we can to make you better. β
β next time, call your general practioner or come see us sooner. google is not a reliable source. β
β just a few more stitches and we're done. β
β does it hurt when i touch here? β
β we're gonna get you fixed up, i promise. β
β i'd appreciate it if you could sit still and let me work, please. β
β sorry, could you repeat that last part for me? β
β is there anybody we can call for you? β
β it'll be a long road to recovery, do you have anyone at home to help? β
β it's a sprain. we'll get you a brace. β
β it does look like it's fractured, we're gonna get some imaging, okay? β
β you wanna see your x-rays? β
β bad news is its broken. good news, it's a clean break. with proper care and some physical therapy to follow up, it should heal well. β
β so you are going to need surgery. β
β don't worry, it's noninvasive and outpatient. β
β it is an invasive surgery, but we have some of the finest surgeons on the case. β
β we're a teaching hospital, is it okay if i let some student doctors observe? β
β i'm actually new. this is my first day. β
β i've never done this procedure beforeβwell, except on cadavers. β
β that was unprofessional, i apologize. β
β tell me what's going on today? β
β you wanna tell me how you managed to get a gunshot wound like this? β
β that is a nasty laceration, what happened? β
β you know your blood type? β
β i know you haven't had the best of luck before, but i'm a new face. fresh ears. i am listening, i promise. β
β i'm sorry you've had a bad experience. i promise i believe you. β
β any pre-existing conditions we should know about? β
β how many fingers am i holding up? β
β we're gonna need to draw some blood. β
β you're right. i should've listened. β
β you need to listen to what i'm saying. β
β i know it sounds really scary, but we see it all the time. β
β it's manageable and you'll be able to live with it. but you have to follow the treatment plan. β
β if you keep moving like that it's gonna hurt more. please sit still. β
β honestly it doesn't hurt that much. β
β uhhh...that's not? normal, right...? β
β i'm sorry you said i'm gonna have to do what? β
β sorry, uh. could you repeat that? i'm nervous i wasn't really listening. β
β i hope it's not cancer. β
β well doctors do make the worst patients, what can i say. β
β could you just hold my hand for a second? β
β there's no one. it's just me. β
β shitβyeah, that hurts. that really hurts. β
β can i get outta here any time soon? β
β you look kinda young to be a doctor. β
β i thought i was fine but it just kept getting worse. β
β could i get something for the pain? β
β noβno drugs. please. β
β you're telling me it's 'just stress'? what's that supposed to even mean? β
β no one ever believes me. they think i'm exaggerating. i'm not making this up! β
β i just feel like i can't breathe. β
β that's a lot of blood... β
β how long is that supposed to take? β
β i'm scared of needles. β
β am i gonna be okay? β
β i-i'm so stupid. i should've been more careful. β
β do i really have to wear those gowns...? β
β what? what does that mean? β
β could you explain that again? β
β i'm having another episode. β
β i feel like i might pass out... β
β kinda wish i didn't have to be discharged. feels safer here than out there. β
β well aren't you doctor cutie? β
β have you ever done this before? β
β my veins are kinda tricky, try my left arm. β
β thank you. i mean it. β
β sorry i'm not trying to take it out on you i'm just really stressed. β
β i kinda hate hospitals. β
β don't come near me. β
β that wasn't so bad. β
β there's air bubbles in my iv. β
β i don't mean to be difficult, it's just my condition is kinda particular and only my gp knows the details. i have this folder here that explains everything. β
β don't look at me like that. i know my own body. β