the lawr is not mocked

Merlin’s beard, Lily. We’re going to be parents. Us. Can you imagine that?

Angel in disguise - you save my soul But you make my heart go blind…

they’re still trying to figure out how the hell that actually worked

He Was A F R A I D Of Loosing The People He Cared About  N   O  W  His Fears Came T R U E 

Henry VIII’s six wives

I’m sure people have made the Aladdin jokes before (especially considering Aladdin’s first line in the movie is “All this for a loaf of bread?”) so I’m sorry, lol.

“I ran away when I was about sixteen. I’d had enough… I hated the lot of them: my parents with their pure-blood mania, convinced that to be a Black made you practically royal… my idiot brother, soft enough to believe them… They thought Voldemort had the right idea, they were all for the purification of the wizarding race, getting rid of Muggle-borns and having pure-bloods in charge.”

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

Help me say goodbye…