Lasers, Spikes!

All these video games with their epic orchestral musical scores. Those concerned moms are right: there’s way too much violins in video games.

I don’t mind the violins, it’s the sax that’s the problem.

Don’t do drums, kids

i clapped

Everyone needs to see this at least once

If you’re an adult, especially if you’re new to being an adult, you need to start being aware of how your interactions with minors will affect them. It doesn’t matter if you still feel like a teenager and it doesn’t matter if your underage friends are super duper mature in your conversations with them. As an adult, it is up to you to place boundaries and not cross them for the sake of keeping the minors in your life safe. It is up to you to know what is and isn’t appropriate to say and do to them. Please think critically about the way you interact with minors and don’t hassle them, pressure them, or make them feel unsafe for any reason under any circumstances. You’re the adult. You should know better.

To anyone that hasn’t had their first kiss yet, or has never been asked out on a date, or asked anyone on a date, or hasn’t had a significant other yet: please don’t worry about reaching an age and not checking these things off. There’s nothing wrong with being 20 and not having been kissed. There’s nothing wrong with starting college never having had a boyfriend/girlfriend/romantic partner. You aren’t weird or an outcast because you haven’t been on a date by a socially constructed time frame.

This is so important

guys. Megamind is one of my all time favorite movies forever and ever. IT HAS THE BEST ONE LINERS.

“I’m shaking in my custom, baby seal leather boots!”

“WARMING UP? THE SUN IS WARMING UP?!”

”I did my best… but he’s too FANTASTIC.”

“But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!”

“Girls, girls, you’re both pretty! Can I go home now?”

“There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England!”

“Yes- the spIDER! One bite from- arachnessdeathikus- will INSTANTLY paralyze- AAH!”

“I say we go back to the Evil Lair, grab some ray guns, hold ‘em sideways and just go all GANGSTA on him!”

“It’s called…formal speed walking.”

“It’s the only building in Metro City with a fake observatory on the roof.”

“I’m not allowed to insult guests directly.”

“The thing about bad guys? They always LOSE!”

“No, no, not you, Roxanne! I was just yelling at my … mother’s urn …”

“…Im the bad guy. I dont save the day, i dont fly off into the sunset,- and i dont get the girl.”

“I’m in a heated existential discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.”

“I’m so tired of running rampant through the streets….”

“His heart is an ocean that’s inside a bigger ocean!”

“And I love YOU random citizen!”

“Next up, are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know.”

“Okay, Minion, you were right. I was…less right.”

“PRESENTATION!” 

“-ROMANIA.”

Wonderful! :)

disney you slick son of a bitch..

This is awesome.

Not something I’d typically reblog but I like.

This is bloody fantastic.

Honestly seeing old photos in color makes the past so much more tangible.

“I say we go back to the evil lair, grab some ray guns, hold them sideways and just go all gangsta’ on him!“