nice.

How dare?!?!?

LMAOOOO ALL THE RACES GOT DRAGGED. HAHAHAHAHA

my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him

remember when we were like 5 and thought what jimmy neutron was saying was so smart n shit when really it was just 9th grade biochem vocab

me recovering very well from surgery: good post op

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi

I thought it was a giant squid.

holy shit they get this big?

ha cthulhu

Humans will pet anything. If aliens come, that might be what distinguishes us from the rest of the galaxy.

“we were going to blow them up, but they engaged in an oddly pleasing patting ritual and, well, it was nice.”

I read today that stingrays recently passed the mirror test: they recognize their own reflection, potentially implying they have some concept of self.

Do Home Depot employees ever wonder what the customers’ projects are? More specifically, do they wonder about mine?

Jelly fish just do their own fuckass thing

You mistake my comment for anger, when in reality, I deeply respect them as my friends

Orchestra: *plays* Crowd: *silent* Dog: *walks on stage* Crowd: *applauds*

This is what tumblr is really for. Thank you