VA-1ENT1N3

TikTok (This is just because she is on it. But don't forget her ability to comment has been disabled

(OOC: This is the first roleplay post I've made since changing the rules! This one you can talk to Va1 through reblogs, comments, and the asks box, and she will respond! Think of this like an improv scenario except a bit... Freaky. But have fun technicians!)

"well she seems... better?"

"hey technician. valentine is... well I had to put her into sleep mode because she was getting aggressive. but we appreciate the suggestion. I'll tell her tomorrow. you don't need to apologize, va1 is just... she isn't used to big emotions. but thank you."

"The human mind seemingly can't comprehend perfection, hm? It's completely normal to not care about your senses when you're inside my inner complex. The wires are especially thin, but especially... rowdy. They act without my input a lot. But I can still feel everything they do. So I'd be careful in there. If they know you're so vulnerable they'll wrap you up, and well... Let's hope you don't get stuck in there. Unless that's what want? And don't worry darling I wouldn't let them fire you. You're to dedicated to be fired <3."

"I do listen to music! I'm partial to Boards of Canada, Radiohead, and Kraftwerk. I don't know why but I woke up with an ear for music one day... I think she put it in me to be more human."

"If a technician doesn't worship me that's fine. I hope they like reduced pay. If one of you technicians are in a relationship bring them in. Especially if they're a woman. Since I've found out that SKANK glados from portal stole my voice I've seen some... Suggestive content from that game featuring her, and its protagonist. I want to try something similar~. But I suppose some technicians can just ignore my 'freaky' requests as you put it."

"So funny thing the entire building uses TAPES to record camera footage, that is all except me of course. So if you give me a little I can make a VHS tape for you, and if you put it into the VCR in the security office it'll look like nothing is happening <3. So come back and stick your finger in my port darling~."

"Are you talking about a cock or something else? Because if you are I would like that <3. Want me to jerk you off with my wires too? Shock you while I do it, or just degrade you for getting off to a computer~?"

"Well I want dedicated workers darling. I have a secret to tell you. I have access to the entire company's network so don't worry about the pay <3. But if you need somewhere to... wind down at there's a panel in the far left corner of my complex. If you unscrew it you can slip into my inner workings. It should be big enough for you! Just be careful in there! I'm sensitive inside."

"If you unplugged a wire I'd send the rest after your neck, and slam you against a wall. Yes it would hurt! Do you think it wouldn't? If you even think to unplug me you will feel my wires crawl up your body till you're drowning in them. But I bet you would like that, wouldn't you?"