GRANT ME KNOWLEDGE; TO HELP THIS WORLD
#VAILIUM; fandomless original character written by Rue. Please read RULES & ABOUT before interacting!
YOU ARE THE REASON
Sade Olutola
EXPECTATIONS
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
trying on a metaphor

izzy's playlists!

@theartofmadeline
occasionally subtle

Product Placement
The Bowery Presents

Andulka
Xuebing Du

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
cherry valley forever
hello vonnie
RMH
Monterey Bay Aquarium

tannertan36
Mike Driver
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@vailium
GRANT ME KNOWLEDGE; TO HELP THIS WORLD
#VAILIUM; fandomless original character written by Rue. Please read RULES & ABOUT before interacting!

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I've been informed that I keep talking and crying in my sleep a lot lately and I'm so confused because a) I'm in good spirits both physically and mentally b) If I'm having distressing nightmares, I remember none of them & usually I remember those all I can think of is residual trauma from past abusive friendships & relationships but who knows, all I know is that this is unusual & not good
DJ Animal Medicine
Headcanon Generator // pick as many headcanons as you like, then label each one as correct or incorrect.
↳ Vail has a diary that they write in with a glittery gel pen.
TRUE. However, their diary functions more like a journal — and yes, both it and the pen are pink.
If one were to read their diary, they’d notice their handwriting is so clean it could be mistaken for print, and some of the pages have doodles or little memoirs from the day glued on them — Vail is a deeply sentimental person, they love to and will keep memories in any form.
↳ Vail is a dog person.
TRUE. As far as pets go, they prefer dogs and have two of their own — a retired SAR Belgian Malinois, and an Ovcharka they keep as a guardian for both their home and the wildlife living nearby.
↳ Vail has an intense fear of water.
FALSE. They live next to a beach, love swimming and diving, and adore marine animals. They would live in the ocean if they could.
↳ Vail uses the word "fuck" like a comma.
FALSE. They’re too polite to swear, but they might slip a curse word or two if they’re really, really angry — you’ll know.
↳ If Vail was presented with an intergalactic portal, they would enter it without question.
TRUE. If curiosity and wanderlust were character traits, those two would be maxed out for them.
↳ Vail is awful with technology and doesn't know how to use a smart phone.
FALSE. Actually very good with technology, not only do they have to use it a lot in their day to day, but they: helped and help develop tools to better treat and protect both fauna and flora; modified their phone with custom firmware to remove every bit of tracking; are more than often accompanied by a hawkmoth drone with very advanced artificial intelligences (similar to the pods from Nier: Auromata).
You will never catch them with a social media account though, they don’t trust it.
// I am begging tumblr to stop giving me p/o/r/n ads on mobile

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Headcanon Generator // pick as many headcanons as you like, then label each one as correct or incorrect.
↳ Vail has a diary that they write in with a glittery gel pen.
TRUE. However, their diary functions more like a journal — and yes, both it and the pen are pink.
If one were to read their diary, they’d notice their handwriting is so clean it could be mistaken for print, and some of the pages have doodles or little memoirs from the day glued on them — Vail is a deeply sentimental person, they love to and will keep memories in any form.
↳ Vail is a dog person.
TRUE. As far as pets go, they prefer dogs and have two of their own — a retired SAR Belgian Malinois, and an Ovcharka they keep as a guardian for both their home and the wildlife living nearby.
↳ Vail has an intense fear of water.
FALSE. They live next to a beach, love swimming and diving, and adore marine animals. They would live in the ocean if they could.
↳ Vail uses the word "fuck" like a comma.
FALSE. They’re too polite to swear, but they might slip a curse word or two if they’re really, really angry — you’ll know.
↳ If Vail was presented with an intergalactic portal, they would enter it without question.
TRUE. If curiosity and wanderlust were character traits, those two would be maxed out for them.
↳ Vail is awful with technology and doesn't know how to use a smart phone.
FALSE. Actually very good with technology, not only do they have to use it a lot in their day to day, but they: helped and help develop tools to better treat and protect both fauna and flora; modified their phone with custom firmware to remove every bit of tracking; are more than often accompanied by a hawkmoth drone with very advanced artificial intelligences (similar to the pods from Nier: Auromata).
You will never catch them with a social media account though, they don’t trust it.
which oc spends their entire break time at the job they begged god for holed up in the bathroom or a storage closet just screaming in rage
i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me
you go ocean diving with Vail and they ask if you want to see a magic trick
but the trick is them pulling up a 10 foot long bobbit worm like “ta-da! a fierce ambush predator! 💕”
nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

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Sorry I’m not looking at you when we’re talking. There’s a bird somewhere behind you I need to see
Science is spiritual!
Learning how the world works doesn’t strip it of magic, it reveals even more of it. The more I understand the universe, the more sacred it feels.
so i forgot that i had a ziploc w gall specimens in it in my pocket so today at work i went huh whats this and then pulled a ziploc containing multiple live wasps out of my vest
// cracks knuckles. I’m drafting responses for some of these asks, I’ll post them over the next few days
basically Vail when Khazaan said they look tasty:

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"Ah, a healer of beasts rather than men." Khazaan says, more to himself. He strokes the horns on his chin, seeming to approve of that fact. Well, until he relates it back to himself.
" Curiosity is costly. Did you think me one of your realms wild creatures?"
" Those days are long gone. Look up me and tremble! Behold my murderous splendour! I am a son of the Strongest of All Gods. Pick of the litter! And you--"
He points an accusing finger at Vail.
" You look like you would taste good skinned and salted. " A snort, " Men are the only prey-things that would walk right up to their predators. Shall I show you the error of your ways?"
"Woah, woah, now hoooold on!" Vail stammers, holding out both hands with both pen and journal still held. "I'm flattered you think I would taste good, buuuuut!" There was so much to unpack here that they were going to have to address the misgendering later; half of what he said answered some of their questions, but the other half was very, very concerning. And perhaps if they keep talking or ask some questions, he'll hold off on eating them a bit longer.
"First of all, I did not assume you a wild or domesticated creature!” They state plainly before continuing, "From your appearance, I thought you a warrior god or daemon of some kind, and it doesn't seem like I was too far off the mark... however!"
Now came the parts that were of great concern. "What do you mean by 'my realm' and 'long gone'?" A question asked with concern and worry in voice and on face. "Is this not Earth? Where or when are we?" Did they somehow cross into a different world or timeline? It isn't as if they're unfamiliar with the concept of time travel or the multiverse, but they were just that — unproven concepts!
If you asked Vail which animal they’re bewildered by, it would be the pelican. Please imagine a constant stream of “What do you have in your mouth?” “Just because it fits in your mouth, doesn’t mean it’s food!” “Oh okay we’re just turning ourselves inside out now, all right”
They still think they’re cute though