An Amorphous Collection of Shapes in a Wizard Robe

Wizard system of a down be like: Theyre trying to build a prism

if you put harry potter on my dash in any way its gonna be an automatic murder of you

the thing about Summon Ketamine Ape is that ketamine is a depressant. famously a tranquilizer. the Ketamine Ape would maybe be a decent hang, but his ass is not useful in a wizard battle. Summon Methamphetamine Ape, on the other hand,

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

Wizard Spell

Me, literally pouring my morning cup of coffee and opening tumblr: I wonder what the wizards are up to today.

the wizard roleplay on this site is such a strange phenomenon like it’s just always something that’s There and i never usually stop to think about it

it's not roleplay they are real wizards talking to each other

oh my bad sorry for invalidating the wizard community

You cannot be following me if you got a hogwarts house in your bio. Get a fucking grip.

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

Wizard Spell

Woah man, this wizard hike is invigorating. I just saw some guy clap his hands together and say "Breeze of the Seven Mountains" or something, and everyone around him was swathed in a chilling mist and had their exhaustion vanish. People didn't even look up, that's how captivating the Twelveswood is. I'm over here casting granola and level 2 cooling. I think I just heard someone say "Power word: Refreshments" up ahead. I gotta get up there.

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.