entropy always wins

i like to laugh and joke but always remember that i am damned

Taking an innocent girl and turning her into my own personal pornstar. My phone filled with pictures and videos of you in the most degrading positions, performing whatever fucked up task I have for you all for me to jerk off and cum to what a slut you are

this is what tumblr mutuals are for

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

omg some of you are dumb. that's not newton, that's special relativity.. ya know, einstein!!

your special relative pounded me into the mattress last night. happy mother's day.

is that simple task bothering you queen

then what

oh

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive