Slightly Naricissistic

mothers are insane they'll come into your bedroom exhibit mental illness then just leave

man I couldn't do twitter. on tumblr nobody gives a shit if u bully celebrities, on twitter it becomes a fucking national conversation for three days

john green's cock monologue never could have happened on twitter

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

“poison is the coward’s weapon” boo hoo sounds like someone’s sodium channels are easily inhibited

if your deoxyribonucleosides depurinate I just don’t see how that’s my problem

like, it’s not like I asked your vesicle fusion mediating proteins to cleave and block acetylcholine release... you can’t keep deflecting responsibility for your own actions onto me just because I “put something in your food”

Holding her like a talisman

i love tumblr. what other social media site would run a campaign urging people to get the fuck off of their platform right the hell now

The loop makes it seem like all the makeup suddenly comes back as part of some kind of curse.

GUYS PEWDIEPIE DELTED HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL AHSJDHDJX

the discontent i spread is incomparable to the horrific deception you force into this world

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

His stupid little hat jingling away

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

This is the reason why I'm still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.