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And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
And that is what happens when a masterfully crafted scalpel collides with a masterfully crafted guillotine.
Does nobody understand that longswords and katanas are two different kinds of tool?Longswords are essentially sharpened fucksticks designed to destroy the shit out of anything resembling armor that comes their way. They shatter bone, jelly flesh, and essentially fuck people up by sheer inexorable force of being a goddamn sharp steel bar.
Katanas don’t do that.They’re not meant to withstand collision with armor or a brick wall or a charging fully outfitted warhorsebecause the circumstances of its development didn’t call for that. It’s a precision instrument. It’s designed to be lightweight, outmaneuver, and find weak spots, not go barreling into people hack-n-slashing your way to victory. It’s a specialized tool.
In a sense this reflects a core difference between cultures; katanas are a shitton of work and preparation to make the execution as efficient and streamlined as possible, while longswords are more durably and simply made in response to a climate that would require a soldier to be a one-man battering ram in battle.
You slam any blade into any other blade and one of them is at least going to get chipped, because you’re NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO THAT.
Medieval European / Japanese sword-fighting manuals didn’t have “Now Clang the Swords Together and Totally Ruin Them For No Good Reason Whatsoever” sections. That sword-clanging crap is from movies because you want to show a 2 minute dancey sword-fight and have to do something during that time, because in real sword fights it’s either over in 25 seconds with one guy on the ground, dead, or it goes on for 4 hours as two guys in armor wear themselves out, slamming the broad sides of the sword against the armor.
Swords aren’t lightsabers.
This is like proving a Volkswagen Beetle is a “crap car” by running it into a bridge pylon at 85 mph. It’s a pointless demonstration, because you’re not supposed to do that.
Neither one of these weapons was invented to cut another sword in half, Both were invented to cut a GUY in half. In slightly different ways, but still.
oh my god thank you
Spider-Man’s at work, time for undead boys to meme.
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As horrible as all this is, im surprised people havent been making Covid-19 and Black Plague white men personifications and shipped them together yet
never mind! never mind! never mind! never mind! never mind! never mind !never mind!

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mermaid in love with the local fisherman
A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopes
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12 metric tons of rage in an 8-oz body
You really pissed off that squeaky toy
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@crvggio I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years
Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music
most sexual motherfucker in the ocean.

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questions to torture stuck-up business majors with on a date
• "why can't we just print more money?"
• "inflation? isn't that like, a kink?"
• "why do they call it the FREE market when you have to pay for stuff?"
feel free to add on
i asked a guy what the difference between stocks and bitcoin is today and he had to go to a different room to calm down
He probably just left the room to look up what the difference is
Feeling in the mood for a harpy form, Lucy takes out the wand once more. Unfortunately the end result seems to be the snail incident all over again.
Bonus Panel.
I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

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Thought I’d share a non covid meme.
Whoever created this meme has zero respect for nihilism and hedonism, and misplaced hatred of the mentally ill, and that’s a damn shame.
Then so do their creators, because Chuck Palahniuk and Justin Roiland have flatly said outright that Tyler Durden and Rick Sanchez are not people to be emulated in any shape or fashion because they *are* the negative aspects of their own lives.
hey here have some alternatives to these jerkfaces
you want a nihilist? you want someone in constant existential despair, who believes everything he does is functionally meaningless?
bam. done
you want neurodivergence?
he’s worth idolizing
so’s she
so’s he
so’s he
heck, if you want mental illness, this guy canonically has schizophrenia and complex PTSD, and despite his…unique career choices, even he’s better than the Joker:
and you want hedonism? why aren’t you idolizing her?:
what i’m saying is, there are a lot of heroes we could be hanging out with if we could just kick our habit of adoring assholes
I’m really tired of edgelords misunderstanding nihilism to excuse their shitty personalities.
i love when cats make that face when they lift their head to bump it into sometihng