(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.

Does nobody understand that longswords and katanas are two different kinds of tool?Longswords are essentially sharpened fucksticks designed to destroy the shit out of anything resembling armor that comes their way. They shatter bone, jelly flesh, and essentially fuck people up by sheer inexorable force of being a goddamn sharp steel bar.

Katanas don’t do that.They’re not meant to withstand collision with armor or a brick wall or a charging fully outfitted warhorsebecause the circumstances of its development didn’t call for that. It’s a precision instrument. It’s designed to be lightweight, outmaneuver, and find weak spots, not go barreling into people hack-n-slashing your way to victory. It’s a specialized tool.

Medieval European / Japanese sword-fighting manuals didn’t have “Now Clang the Swords Together and Totally Ruin Them For No Good Reason Whatsoever” sections. That sword-clanging crap is from movies because you want to show a 2 minute dancey sword-fight and have to do something during that time, because in real sword fights it’s either over in 25 seconds with one guy on the ground, dead, or it goes on for 4 hours as two guys in armor wear themselves out, slamming the broad sides of the sword against the armor.

Swords aren’t lightsabers.

This is like proving a Volkswagen Beetle is a “crap car” by running it into a bridge pylon at 85 mph. It’s a pointless demonstration, because you’re not supposed to do that.

Spider-Man’s at work, time for undead boys to meme.

A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopes 

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

• "why can't we just print more money?"

• "inflation? isn't that like, a kink?"

• "why do they call it the FREE market when you have to pay for stuff?"

you want a nihilist? you want someone in constant existential despair, who believes everything he does is functionally meaningless?

bam. done

you want neurodivergence? 

he’s worth idolizing

so’s she

so’s he

so’s he

heck, if you want mental illness, this guy canonically has schizophrenia and complex PTSD, and despite his…unique career choices, even he’s better than the Joker:

and you want hedonism? why aren’t you idolizing her?: