my stomach hurts

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

@hughjackass

@bennygal16

yea im lgbtashff (lesbian gay bi trans automatic supersonic hypnotic funky fresh)

the worst!!! thing!!! is having certain names POISONED for you……every time you hear That Name your gut twists and you feel sick and unsettled or angry

sext: hey i’m genuinely wondering how youre doing

I don’t know what this is but same

this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date

“cindy no, FUCK”

@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces

“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”

~Wake me up! Before you go go. Don’t leave me hanging on like a yo-yo~