toby

genuine pet peeve of mine is when people talk abt the bee movie like “oh this is bee propaganda made by bees” FUCK OFF THIS MOVIE WAS GENUINELY INSIGHTFUL TO HOW MUCH BEES PROVIDE TO US AND HOW LITTLE WE RESPECT THEM FOR IT… However. The fuckass ant movie. “The ant bully” That’s Ant propaganda. Made by ants. The ant bully takes place in america where fire ants are wildly invasive and destroy ecosystems wherever they pop up. Theres no reason to ever show them mercy. Why was that movie even made???

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

I’M GETTING MY TATTOO OF THIS PIECE TODAY! YIPPIE!!!!

Can people not figure things out for themselves anymore, does everything need to be spelled out in every scene?

Im making him watch the Percy Jackson show as a reward for pulling doubles and we're.... critical

AWAAAAHHH

Had a dream that Sabrina carpenter died and everyone was super sad about it but, unwilling to be upstaged, taylor swift flew her private jet directly into a block of apartments killing herself and hundreds of innocent people and everyone called it the gay 9/11

"don't cling to your agab" oh okay cuz when you decide you're trans of course that invalidates all of your previous life experience as your agab as well as all further instances that occur from being perceived as your agab in society of courseee /sarc

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

"are you tme or tma?" im nonbinary "okay.. well are you amab or afab?" pretty sure i was assigned a baby at birth "uh.. well do you have periods or not?" i have periods where i have no tolerance for binary ppl that ask me invasive and stupid questions, does this help? "just tell me what's in ur pants so i know if i should hate u or not!" a deadly lazer that is about to strike u down if u don't gtf away from me

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline