how many toes you got?

you mean in my mouth or

blocked, have a horrible day

I literally scrolled past after read it, started reading another post. Paused. “Oh my gOD” and scrolled back up to reblog this fuck

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cursed image

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

made it with an hour to spare

@stab-me-with-my-epipen-daddy

literal tears streaming down my face

can confirm

This is - I kid you not - the most vaguely threatening thing I have heard in my whole life

PETA did it again

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X-Men are real, their powers are just super shitty.

if youre wondering this isnt how they sleep all the time just sometimes a young owls head is too big and heavy for its idiot body and it has to sleep with its head down. this guy went too hard

perplexing that i, a gay, have not yet been kissed on this, the second day of gay month

By Fall Out Boy