Turtle formation! Disperse!

SOUND ON!!! 🔊

Black household struggle. Buying juice multiple times in one week. Juice never fucking last. I’m tired of these niggas!

My polish neighbours would always bring me chocolate when I was pregnant with my daughter. Now they always bring me baby formula this makes me so happy.

i hate that i know what this means

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

I am losing my shit

everyone trying to get me in the uber

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

i wanna fuck and then die

cicadas the lot of you