there is no war in ba sing se

haha hi I’m back

wow nvm this update is fucked I'm out

reblog if u suck 20 dicks everyday or enjoy listening to music

this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes

“you’re too young to determine your sexuality” said no one to the heterosexual teenager

just fuckign kickstart greece

#honestly i dont care if its fake

hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division in their heads?? ppl who can balance chemical equations?? doctors?? surgeons?? ppl who can remember dates?? and phone numbers?????? ALL AMAZING

I can’t wait until I’m pregnant. It’s going to be awesome when people ask if I’m expecting and I tell them “no"and then watch them feel horrible for suggesting it.